{"product_id":"sasquatch-wax","title":"Sasquatch Wax","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSasquatch Wax\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003eWood Conditioning Wax, Fresh Squeezed From the Legend Himself\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003eDeep in the Sierra Nevada foothills, where the pines grow tall and the campfire stories grow taller, our elusive Sasquatch was cornered, coaxed, and (allegedly) fresh squeezed to bring you this legendary wood conditioning balm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003eOkay, fine. Our lawyers made us clarify: n\u003cb\u003eo Sasquatch were harmed, squeezed, or even mildly inconvenienced\u003c\/b\u003e in the making of this product. Sasquatch Wax is crafted the old-fashioned way, from 100% food safe mineral oil and pure beeswax, whipped into a rich, protective balm worthy of the myth it's named after.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003eFood Safe Formula: Perfect for cutting boards, utensils, bowls, and anything else that touches your food.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003eDeep Conditioning: Nourishes and protects wood grain, restoring that just carved glow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003eSimple, Honest Ingredients: Just mineral oil and beeswax. No mystery goo, no cryptid required (we checked twice).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003eHandcrafted in Small Batches: Made right here in the foothills by a veteran owned shop that believes in doing things right.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eHow to Use\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003eApply a thin layer with a soft cloth, let it soak in, then buff to a smooth, satin finish. Reapply whenever your wood starts looking thirsty, or whenever you feel the primal urge to protect your grain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFair Warning\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003eSide effects may include an unexplainable urge to howl at the moon, a newfound respect for the wilderness, and wood so well-conditioned your neighbors will ask what cryptid you're working with.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSasquatch Wax:\u003c\/b\u003e Legendary protection for your wood, minus the legend actually being involved.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sasquatch Studios","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49253300240628,"sku":null,"price":7.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0699\/4368\/9460\/files\/result_31.jpg?v=1787585865","url":"https:\/\/www.sasquatch-studios.com\/products\/sasquatch-wax","provider":"Sasquatch Studios","version":"1.0","type":"link"}